YOUR MOM

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:32:02 GMT

man doing my IP project (my master's thesis) feels like eating cotton vomit.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:43:32 GMT

Nikki, I just watched Clerks II

I am calling your bat Pillow Pants

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:25:22 GMT

Alex is very sick

evil D&D (mostly for Rose)

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:11:10 GMT

Rose, you had mentioned that another Drow god might work better for your character so I found some source material. There is one in particular Vhaeraun, he is a male lesser diety, god of thievery and furthering Drow aims on the surface world. He is about sexual equality and opposes Lolth's matriarchy. His followers are mostly males escaping Lolth worshippers. He also believes that Drows should work with other elven races for common advancement. Refuses to work with Dwarves and gnomes though humans and halflings are okay, and I suppose by default orcs would also be alright as well.

There is also Ghaunadaur, he is a lesser god, a giant slime thing, has a tendency to eat his followers, I don't really see any advantage for worshipping that one.

and of course there is Lolth, which you already know about.

I leave the choice to you, whatever you decide, I can retcon appropriately.

Either way I have every intention of including the other Drow factions.

Fourth of July Party

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:38:39 GMT

I am going to have a party on fourth of July next week, will start around 2:30- 3:00. It will be a cook out, hamburgers, hot dogs, I can probably convince my mom to make some meatballs. There should be a firework display, but I will have to look that up, because they do weird things with that display like not put it on fourth of July even though it is on a saturday.

W00T

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:47:28 GMT

ATTN:

I got laid.

That is all.

Yee!

Fri, 29 May 2009 04:44:03 GMT

Well, here it is, I did sort of fuck up on the date stamp of the 21st and 22nd of may, but that should be fixed within 24 hours. Still, here is the project that I have been working on.

http://sunandmoon.comicgenesis.com/

Fun with my father

Sun, 17 May 2009 19:05:00 GMT

Conversation with my Dad today:

Him: "So are you doing something with Alex today?"
Me: "Yeah probably"
Him: "Oh what are you guys doing?"
Me: "I don't know yet, why?"
Him: "No reason."

two minutes later

Him: So is Alex working today?
Me: Yes.
Him: Oh what time is he getting out of work?
Me: 4:00. Why?
Him: I was just curious.

two minutes later
Him: Do you think Alex would like to go to a family style chicken dinner? I was thinking we would take him out to celebrate.

I don't know why he couldn't tell me that the first time... Ow, my brain hurts from thinking about it.

Westboro Baptist Church Protest

Sat, 09 May 2009 18:13:45 GMT

I think the best way to combat the Baptist Church would not be with ridicule but with a presentation of the other side. I.E. the parts of their own religion that they are ignoring, the peace and love parts.
The point of the protest would not be to convince them, but to convince other people. The Westboro Baptist Church is not going to stop but a protest will show the people of RI that there is another side to this debate, and that there is support.
A lot would have to come from the christian perspective but anything from any other religion that has a peace and love message should be included too.
If a protest is in order suggest taking their strategy and twisting it against them.

If people are serious about this I will try to see what other connections I can make.
I will need to know what they are protesting exactly.

fun facts

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:57:25 GMT

I am very amused that they made the Ostara connection

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlematch.aspx?cp-documentid=17854878

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:22:36 GMT

I bought Pagan fest tickets!

because doing this about myself is boring.

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:53:37 GMT

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alex!

Alexolatry is the mindless worship of Alex.
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Alex supply.
New Zealand was the first place to allow Alex to vote!
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Alex.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Alex in your ear 700 times.
It can take Alex several days to move just through one tree.
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Alex.
Alex is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
Alex was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Alex.

Fuck you RIC fuck you

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:23:39 GMT

to the field education office: Hi, i know you are busy and all and need me to get my field placement pronto, but I need a little help from you. I need you to GIVE ME THE RIGHT GODDAMN PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN ACTUALLY CONTACT THE PEOPLE I AM SUPPOSED TO.

to the social work dept: I know I need to take three classes and two electives to graduate next year and to have 16 credits this semester, but could you find it in your heart to ACTUALLY SCHEDULE THREE ELECTIVES NEXT SEMESTER SO I CAN I DON'T KNOW TAKE THEM!

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:05:15 GMT

http://lilladyeva.deviantart.com/art/oh-snap-117497727

ASOIaF Conspiracy theories

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:33:23 GMT

Spoiler alert?
It's more of a conspiracy theory spoiler and not a plot spoiler so not sure this counts, warned anyway.

Since Nikki and I are keeping track of the Lyanna Rhaegar conspiracy.

Clash of Kings
p. 746: ygritte tells Jon the story of Brael the wildling wooing a lady Stark and leaving a blue rose in her place. Others called it rape. They called it love. Brael was said to be a rapist/murderer, ygritte said "depends on the point of view."

p. 809: Theon is having haunting dreams of all the dead of winterfell. One of which is a lady crowned with blue roses and covered in gore, that he knows to be Lyanna. Amidst a banquet of blood.

p. 875: Dany is looking for the other heads of the dragon. She knows she is the first. The clues are in visions. One of which is a blue rose and a banquet of blood.\

Also the one of a woman in bed with a babe at her breast and Rhaegar sat next to her playing a harp with silver strings.

Now Song of ICE and FIRE makes more sense.

Fuck yeah!

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:10:27 GMT

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:45:18 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I bought porn for jewishlink (10 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I helped moon_hubris see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I gave loveboyloveboy a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (115 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
lilladyeva

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:37:27 GMT

Fantasy Novelest's exam:
The Exam

-Does nothing happen in the first fifty pages? Hell no a lot of important shit happens.
-Is your main character a young farmhand with mysterious parentage? Nope, she's an artisan
-Is your main character the heir to the throne but doesn't know it? No, she knows exactly who her parents are, and they are her real parents and everything.
-Is your story about a young character who comes of age, gains great power, and defeats the supreme badguy? I suppose there is a coming of age, but no great power, and no "Supreme bad guy"
-Is your story about a quest for a magical artifact that will save the world? There are no magical artifacts
-How about one that will destroy it? No
-Does your story revolve around an ancient prophecy about "The One" who will save the world and everybody and all the forces of good? There are no prophecies, well no real ones anyway. There is a seer, but he's faking
-Does your novel contain a character whose sole purpose is to show up at random plot points and dispense information? Nope
-Does your novel contain a character that is really a god in disguise? no gods
-Is the evil supreme badguy secretly the father of your main character? no
-Is the king of your world a kindly king duped by an evil magician? Nay.
-Does "a forgetful wizard" describe any of the characters in your novel? no kings
-How about "a powerful but slow and kind-hearted warrior"? no all the warriors are appropriately vicious and bloodthirsty as well as cunning. Stupid warriors die quick.
-How about "a wise, mystical sage who refuses to give away plot details for his own personal, mysterious reasons"? only if "personal mysterious reasons" includes the fact that he's only pretending to be able to tell the future to prevent execution.
-Do the female characters in your novel spend a lot of time worrying about how they look, especially when the male main character is around? Not particularly.
-Do any of your female characters exist solely to be captured and rescued? No.
-Do any of your female characters exist solely to embody feminist ideals? ugh, no all my female characters are there to be characters.
-Would "a clumsy cooking wench more comfortable with a frying pan than a sword" aptly describe any of your female characters? I'm gonna gloss over the whole "food getting made" stuff
-Would "a fearless warrioress more comfortable with a sword than a frying pan" aptly describe any of your female characters? not really, ability to use sword does not make you incompetent at using a frying pan, seriously it's not that hard, and i insist on smart warriors.
-Is any character in your novel best described as "a dour dwarf"? no
-How about "a half-elf torn between his human and elven heritage"? No elves.
-Did you make the elves and the dwarves great friends, just to be different? See last two.
-Does everybody under four feet tall exist solely for comic relief? No
-Do you think that the only two uses for ships are fishing and piracy? No, but it takes place in the mountains so they don't use boats up there.
-Do you not know when the hay baler was invented? Nobody grows hay in the mountains
-Did you draw a map for your novel which includes places named things like "The Blasted Lands" or "The Forest -of Fear" or "The Desert of Desolation" or absolutely anything "of Doom"? There is no map
-Does your novel contain a prologue that is impossible to understand until you've read the entire book, if -even then? There is no prologue
-Is this the first book in a planned trilogy? maybe? i think i'll use the world again but the story will wrap up in one book.
-How about a quintet or a decalogue? phtt no
-Is your novel thicker than a New York City phone book? i don't think i could do that if i tried
-Did absolutely nothing happen in the previous book you wrote, yet you figure you're still many sequels away from finishing your "story"? This is the first book.
-Are you writing prequels to your as-yet-unfinished series of books? No.
-Is your name Robert Jordan and you lied like a dog to get this far? No.
-Is your novel based on the adventures of your role-playing group? No.
-Does your novel contain characters transported from the real world to a fantasy realm? No
-Do any of your main characters have apostrophes or dashes in their names? No.
-Do any of your main characters have names longer than three syllables? No
-Do you see nothing wrong with having two characters from the same small isolated village being named "Tim --Umber" and "Belthusalanthalus al'Grinsok"? yes
-Does your novel contain orcs, elves, dwarves, or halflings? No.
-How about "orken" or "dwerrows"? No.
-Do you have a race prefixed by "half-"? Nary a one.
-At any point in your novel, do the main characters take a shortcut through ancient dwarven mines? No dwarves, no dwarf mines.
-Do you write your battle scenes by playing them out in your favorite RPG? not unless i want to write a system
-Have you done up game statistics for all of your main characters in your favorite RPG? That would be impossible
-Are you writing a work-for-hire for Wizards of the Coast? No.
-Do inns in your book exist solely so your main characters can have brawls? No.
-Do you think you know how feudalism worked but really don't? I know how feudalism works but this is not a medieval fantasy
-Do your characters spend an inordinate amount of time journeying from place to place? No. It all takes place in pretty much one area
-Could one of your main characters tell the other characters something that would really help them in their quest but refuses to do so just so it won't break the plot? Nobody knows anything really helpful
-Do any of the magic users in your novel cast spells easily identifiable as "fireball" or "lightning bolt"? hell no
-Do you ever use the term "mana" in your novel? what is this magic the gathering
-Do you ever use the term "plate mail" in your novel? no, nobody is that stupid
-Heaven help you, do you ever use the term "hit points" in your novel? no
-Do you not realize how much gold actually weighs? i don't know, i've never had to weigh any, but the people in my novel work on the barter system.
-Do you think horses can gallop all day long without rest? No. and horses haven't been invented yet.
-Does anybody in your novel fight for two hours straight in full plate armor, then ride a horse for four hours, then delicately make love to a willing barmaid all in the same day? Christ no.
-Does your main character have a magic axe, hammer, spear, or other weapon that returns to him when he throws it? No, magic is much more delicate than that
-Does anybody in your novel ever stab anybody with a scimitar? No there are no scimitars
-Does anybody in your novel stab anybody straight through plate armor? Again, no plate armor.
-Do you think swords weigh ten pounds or more? nope but my main characters don't use swords, so i don't spend a lot of time describing them anyway.
-Does your hero fall in love with an unattainable woman, whom he later attains? no
-Does a large portion of the humor in your novel consist of puns? that would require me to understand puns, instead of being the last person to get it.
-Is your hero able to withstand multiple blows from the fantasy equivalent of a ten pound sledge but is still threatened by a small woman with a dagger? no a ten pound sledge would kill my heroes, in about four seconds
-Do you really think it frequently takes more than one arrow in the chest to kill a man? No,that will usually do it.
-Do you not realize it takes hours to make a good stew, making it a poor choice for an "on the road" meal? i do now, but not a whole lot of on the road
-Do you have nomadic barbarians living on the tundra and consuming barrels and barrels of mead? no, that would be stupid
-Do you think that "mead" is just a fancy name for "beer"? No. I know what mead is, and it's not in my novel. They don't have a lot of bees.
-Does your story involve a number of different races, each of which has exactly one country, one ruler, and one religion? bwa ha ha ha ha, my story is about insquabbling
-Is the best organized and most numerous group of people in your world the thieves' guild? Theres no thieves guild.
-Does your main villain punish insignificant mistakes with death? No. that would be stupid.
-Is your story about a crack team of warriors that take along a bard who is useless in a fight, though he plays a mean lute? No, my bard is the main character, and she plays the violin.
-Is "common" the official language of your world? No, theres no "official" language.
-Is the countryside in your novel littered with tombs and gravesites filled with ancient magical loot that nobody thought to steal centuries before? No.
-Is your book basically a rip-off of The Lord of the Rings? Nope!
-Read that question again and answer truthfully. NOPE!

my mom ordered a cd, and received this confirmation e-mail

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:26:48 GMT

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Saturday, November 29th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

Transexual Cow

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:43:54 GMT

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Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:56:01 GMT

1. Did you date someone from your school?
yes it ended badly. Police were involved.

2. Did you marry someone from your high school?
no

3. Did you car pool to school?
no, my dad just drove me.

4 What kind of car did you have?
Well, I had a 1986 two door ford escort, but I did not get my license until after I graduated. One week before I went off to college.

5. What kind of car do you have now?
1999 toyota corrola, with a large dent and two tone color pattern.

6. It's Friday night... where are you?
at a restaurant eating dessert with my parents and their friends, or at a play rehearsal.

7. It's Friday night... where are you? (now)
at my house, after 10:30 at my house with Alex.

8. What kind of job did you have in high school?
I was a cashier at walmart (shudder)

9. What kind of job do you do now?
I work for the addiction Recovery resource, filing and note taking.

10. Were you a party animal?
No

11. Were you considered a flirt?
That would require me to know how. Also I was on anti- depressants from the age of 10 to the age of 17, so i didn't actually develop "feelings" for anybody until 17.

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
no, i was in art class.

13. Were you a nerd?
hell yeah.

14. Did you get suspended or expelled?
i think i got detention once or twice, but it was for stupid things like forgetting homework, and you just had to show up and they marked you as there and you could still catch your bus (If you had one, I did not)

15. Can you sing the fight song?
we had a fight song?

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher(s)?
Mr. Mello, an art teacher, i once played the song "they call me mellow yellow" by the donovans for him. I even inspired someone to do a scratch art of an electric banana.

17. Where did you sit during lunch?
In the back room of the library.

18. What was your school's name?
Coventry High School

19. When did you graduate?
2004

20. What was your school mascot?
It was a baby elephant, apparently baby elephants are called oakers. Although the term "Oakers" for our team originated from the first location of the high school being in a grove of oak trees.

21. If you could go back and do it again, would you?
depends, do i get a flame thrower and a pair of brass knuckles. On second thought nah, life has taken care of those bitches so much better than I ever could. Or maybe it was the alcohol.

22. Did you have fun at Prom?
not really.

23. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with?
you know he just recently started texting me again. He asked whether he should take health insurance from his job or extra money. Although I suspect he sent out a text to everyone in his phone and forgot i was in there.

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion?
BAh HA HA HA HA no

25. Do you still talk to people from school?
no

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:16:23 GMT

My mom is explaining to my father that we do not have outlook express, that he cannot go to his friend's band's website and hit the "send e-mail" button and expect it to work. This is a repeated conversation that has happened on a near weekly basis for the past four years.

I am listening to it yet again, and he responds as if he has never heard it before. I've told him he can download it, but I really do not have the energy to walk him through it.

I listen and I wonder.

Am I going to be that stupid when I get old?

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 02:10:53 GMT

We have a new addition to the ranks of the brown coats.

My little cousin Matthew.

it makes me so proud.

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:50:06 GMT

You Scored as The Commedian

YOU ARE THE COMMEDIAN Once a Minuteman, but exiled for crimes not made public, the Commedian has been a high ranked and incredibly valued member of the government for years. Known for his off color sense of humor.

The Commedian

72%

Rorschach

67%

Doctor Manhattan

67%

Night Owl II

62%

Night Owl

62%

Ozymandias

62%

Silk Spectre

52%

Oh yeah, they went there

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:58:15 GMT

http://www.lincproject.org/organizing/profiles/jedi_.shtml